The Double Life Is Twice as Good
superstarling: Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdie, lawn sculpture, $55 In a perfect world, I’d have the trashiest lawn imaginable. It’d be inflatable Santa Clauses October-February, plus flamingos in costume (depending on the season). Now, at the end of my row of flamingos, I am adding this zombie gnome shitshow. Someone please give me the financial wherewithal to purchase a house.

superstarling:

Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdie, lawn sculpture, $55

In a perfect world, I’d have the trashiest lawn imaginable. It’d be inflatable Santa Clauses October-February, plus flamingos in costume (depending on the season).

Now, at the end of my row of flamingos, I am adding this zombie gnome shitshow.

Someone please give me the financial wherewithal to purchase a house.

Reblogged 2 months ago from superstarling
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    lol…Zombie…Gnemeo..and JUliet..?? hahhaha LMAo…
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    This is perfect.
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    don’t even need...yard…I am ordering these ASAP
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